headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007

Hypercardiolakeric Syndrome

The medical condition in which the heart beats faster than normal and blood pressure increases during the course of a Laker game, especially nearing the end of it.

The Lakers are in a close game right now, I can feel my HypercardioLakeric Syndrome starting to act up.

by LA Forever March 7, 2010

Bouncer Syndrome

When a masculine bouncer, bartender or ID check guy gets a little too absorbed in his power as gatekeeper. He'll refer to male customers mildly condescendingly as "buddy," and is overly eager to kick people out of the establishment, not necessarily for causing a scene in the bar so much as challenging his dominance.

Non-bouncers express bouncer syndrome when they try to break up other peoples' fights in bars or parties, usually when drunk.

Dude its not your fault you got kicked out, that guy had bouncer syndrome.

by ituzzip March 22, 2009

Yasuo syndrome

In a video game, you are so determined to kill enemies, that you often forget about your character’s safety, which leads to death of your character. When your character dies, you tend to blame other players, bugs, or imbalanced mechanics for your fault. Sometimes you even go into a uncontrolable rage spiral.

This term originated in the video game game League of Legends, but can aply to other games as well.

"Uhh... That player just engaged alone into the whole enemy team and died. Why so much players have the Yasuo syndrome?"

by OVTA April 25, 2020

gladis syndrome

When you reach a new level of stupidity

Maddie thought the under ground railroad was actually underground. They knew she had the Gladis Syndrome

by Putple spagetti May 26, 2016

nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.

Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.

by DarthHuge January 14, 2009

Tenchi Syndrome

When sevral girls are attracted to one man without him trying, and he is totaly clueless to it and does not want their love. Derived from the show "Tenchi Muyo!" in which the main character (Tenchi) has many girls chasing after him and vying for his love.

"Man, Cathy and Taylor both asked my out today, i've got mad Tenchi syndrom"

by Suzakku January 15, 2005