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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
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Water Pigeon

I was rowing the other day when I saw a Water Pigeon having a go at a flock of land ducks
by Juabetskoya August 27, 2021
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Jib Pigeon

A JIb Pigeon is a person who likes to do a lot of jib, and think they can fly afterwards and they go around looking like a bird.
Vannessa: Look at Noah he's acting like a fucking jib pigeon.
Emma: I know!! So is Ethan.
Together: Fucking stupid bitch retards.
by jibpigeon1idojib2 January 16, 2020
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John pigeon

A John pigeon is an outback slang for the common extacy pill called don paregon.
Fuck man how many John pigeons did you have last night
by Johnpigeon3 January 19, 2021
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Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
by Wane karr November 6, 2011
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Mr pigeon

A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain
Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes
by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022
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Pigeon-sense

I don’t need directions from the theater to the party; I have good pigeon-sense and can find my own way.
by Fairlady Farmer July 30, 2019
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