gentleman and a scholar

An insult of a compliment used for someone who has done the minimum of what's expected.

Daniel: Hey Rich, thanks for washing those dishes from the cook's line! You are a gentleman and a scholar and I'd love to meet your father someday; I'm sure he can cook a mean meat loaf.

Rich: I never meet my father.

by Stay KA October 21, 2009

Gentleman's Spa Day

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.

Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice

by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".

She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

by LyleStyle July 11, 2010

gentleman and a scholar

Augustus Waters.

Augustus Waters is THE gentleman and a scholar.

by Guess Who?! March 4, 2016

gentleman's riding coat

A condom.

The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.

by Totnes Bamber November 21, 2016

gentleman's thank you

After the woman finishes sucking the man off, the man eats the woman out.

After Suzy sucked the man off, her man gave her the gentleman's thank you.

by unknown69a June 19, 2014

A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019