diet strokes

all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up

"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".

by MeLJ05 July 11, 2008

vinegar strokes

When one masturbates and is on the brink of orgasm and one knows they can't hold it back any longer the face that follows is known as Vinegar Strokes

Jon: Yo man, I came so hard yesterday and my girl took a picture of my face!

Josh: HA! lemme see the picture!?--WHOA! nice VINEGAR STROKES bro!

by CAKE_CMK! February 28, 2016

Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 08, 2012

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

submarine stroke

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.

"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke

by Nolangiard777 August 14, 2017

Stroke the snake

Another way to say masturbate

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”

by Scorpio Zeus February 25, 2018