by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

by portprincess September 16, 2006

by Geigs33 June 13, 2018

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.
Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."
Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."
by arnavvr June 8, 2020

by toddblatz January 6, 2014
