Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011

Texas Bama

One who is born, bred and raised in the great state of Texas. Typically from a larger Metro Area (Houston), but still has very country ways about them (Bama). Texas Bamas are usually very assertive and proud of who they are and where they came from. And though they may be classy and reserved at times, they never have an issue getting ratchet and turning up.

Girl 1: Girl, you always embarassing me at these white folks events. Why you got tabasco sauce in yo bag sis?
Girl 2: Baby, now you know I'm a Texas Bama

by Midgetty Make July 31, 2016

winnsboro texas

The biggest shit town that sinks its teeth in you and never lets go. No matter how great your ambitions are you cant get away

Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.

by Ihatewinnsboro December 25, 2016

Texas Shake

The texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in sexual intercourse. Prior to achieving orgasm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can ejaculate into it. He then will drink from the boot afterwards. This act is dubbed "Texas Shake" becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the cum has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.

Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.

by quackattacker June 13, 2008

palestine texas

A town in east texas good for causing migraines and growing football players.

Adrian Peterson grew up in Palestine Texas

by lol@u June 29, 2008

Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.

Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014