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Broadneck student

a poor bum ass, uneducated, homeless looking ass faggot. Fucking garbage athlete, with absolutely no game. utterly fucking useless on a football field.
damn see number 2 the running back over there? That little bitch plays like a Broadneck student.
by spfalconbb October 13, 2021
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The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
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IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021
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that student

that student (con nhà người ta in Vietnamese)
an imaginary(or real) student that your parents always compare you to when you do bad(or well) at school. For example when you score 10 in your test and you tell your Asian mama, she would say that "that student" even scores higher, or they are able to earn scholarships,...(but how???)
Mom! I got a 9.0 overall in IELTS!
Uhh. Only 9.0?? Look at that student! He got a 10!
by anton0612 September 8, 2023
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24 years old and is a student

the brief description of senpai, a famous Japanese actor ,who constantly stinks
by sun xiao chuan 258 November 28, 2021
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art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."
A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."
by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023
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student revolt

What I should do when a British school becomes nazi
Me: I would like to start a student revolt!
My popular crowd: Yes
by By theflipkidatyaschool July 6, 2021
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