grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

rainbow stroke

When take such a huge hit that the trip hits you like a truck and you see colors

"Dude I hit it so hard I got a rainbow stroke"

by Gayhomosexual46290 May 18, 2018

stroke slave

A male that is totally addicted to joi and loves jerking off as much as he possibly can.

Man, when Heather looks at me like that, I just want to become her stroke slave!

by Sinkingpink December 16, 2019

3 strokes

Putting your dick 3 times in a girl without nutting

Semaj only put 3 strokes in her in that matter she’s not pregnant

by Troubles September 8, 2020

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.

I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.

by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009