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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.
“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”
by TML88 July 7, 2018
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sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use
stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass
by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023
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Strap

A firearm of some sort
He has a strap
by Izzy06311 December 10, 2021
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World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
by ModernCreek April 4, 2024
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Bra strap

Bra strap is something that cannot be shown in public. If it shows its an oopsie moment for a woman ! A woman showing bra strap should be imprisoned for such a dreadful act!

The opposite of Bra strap is underwear strap of a man that is absolutely okay to be seen in public.
Omg your bra strap is visible ! You are such a criminal.
by Panther Nova November 24, 2021
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Passion Straps

Reference to the Groin. Particularly when doing Pilates, Yoga, or some other form of exercise that stretches the groin.
"Wow, I really felt that butterfly stretch in my passion straps"
by TheLiquidRage July 2, 2025
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