stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

Stinky Tent

When a male is getting a blowjob under the covers and he farts under the covers with her.

i gave my girlfriend a stinky tent last night.

by NealJ March 3, 2009

stinky starfish

Another term for butthole, stinky referring to the feces and starfish referring to the hole itself.

Dude I'm all about goin down on a chick, but there's no way im eating out her stinky starfish !

by anonyman June 5, 2016

The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"

Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!

by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

stinky lou

A stinky lou is when you jerk off into one hand then poop into the other hand then clap as hard as you can.

After watching rent the musical I gave the cast a standing stinky lou.

by rocklobzsta February 28, 2011

Stinky Sailor

When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.

Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?

by W3 December 31, 2008

stinky fenooter

1. noun- a woman's genitals, vagina, pussy, beef curtains, snatch, poon, poon tang.

"God, Annie, wash up your stinky fenooter! Or at least close your legs!"

by Felicia Salais, as defined by Gilbert Valdez July 29, 2005