Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Steam Marketplace

The best way to make 7 cents.

My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D

by Pasta Warfare October 26, 2022

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

Steaming Hillenturd

A person who says that Stephen Hillenburg (the creator of Spongebob Squarepants) didn't want any spin-offs, and that Nickelodeon is breaking his rules and disrespecting his legacy and his grave

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg didn't want any spin-offs, Nickelodeon broke his rules
Person 2: Then you're a Steaming Hillenturd

by R33001 December 11, 2021

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop shoving the words in his mouth Steaming Hillenturd

by R33001 December 12, 2021