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ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007
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shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.
druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"
by alexmanjina March 3, 2010
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Spiting Game

V. Used To Describe Someone Who Is Talking To Someone Of The Opposite Sex And Trying To Hook Up With Them (Get Number, Make-Out, Etc.)
Hey, Jay Was Over There With That Chick, He Was Seriously Spiting Game
by Jay Mthr Fckr May 28, 2008
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are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 16, 2008
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face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass
Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me
by Heather May 13, 2005
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spittin swayze

BJ was spittin swayze tonight. He could have gotten any girl he wanted.
by Johnny Gavin Dude March 9, 2008
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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