spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 12, 2008

Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 05, 2017

Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

by lafantasma October 11, 2019

Spanish Superman

When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.

I just did the Spanish Superman with her.

by SpanishSuperman May 29, 2011

9th grade spanish

Jarod brought a fucking scooter to spanish class and now we made a dance move out it.

9th grade Spanish is funny because he's here

by Jaroko January 17, 2019

spanish thank you

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.

I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.

by Cold feet February 10, 2015

spanish maid

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.

Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)

by Alex E #8 April 16, 2008