A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.
by TomNook June 9, 2011
Get the Soccer Mommug. Devotees of a particular style of British Ambassadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of Britain and in the pubs thereabouts.
Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.
These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.
Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.
Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.
These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.
Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.
The Chief Constable of Roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the British Soccer Hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their Italian friends.
by Richard with the Intellectual Cranium January 10, 2004
Get the Soccer Hooliganmug. by Menkehman June 21, 2003
Get the soccer fanmug. Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.
Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!
Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!
Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!
by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011
Get the Soccer Mommug. Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"
Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"
by Skyyblueplaya December 6, 2015
Get the soccer cousinsmug. A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.
by spiralhelix June 21, 2011
Get the soccer mommug. by efur November 18, 2003
Get the soccer stylemug.