Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Ohio Sober

The act of getting off opiates but being perpetually on Suboxone or Methadone maintenance therapy.

Wow, Kyle thinks he is so much better than us ever since he got Ohio sober

by Lemonade Rice March 4, 2024

atlanta sober

like california sober, but with delta 8

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"

by atlanta sober March 14, 2023

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025

sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety

A forced sober companion

“Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”

by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010