Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.

Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…

by Beet girl May 30, 2024

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021