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Summer Blowjob

The act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, Summer day to dry your hair when its just too damn hot to use a blow dryer.
Yeah, I'm on my way over. I"m running late and it's fucking hot. I just got out of the shower. I'm just gonna get a Summer Blowjob on my way over. I'll be windswept and fucking fabulous.
by Lo fo sho July 6, 2011
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Summer

Incredible person!!

She’s like the coolest nf u will ever meet!!!
She is an amazing catgirl and is such a vibe to hang out with!!! She always has ur back especially when people get toxic!!

Just remember to treat her the way she treats u. She deserves the same respect that she gives everybody else.

Bow down to her (ur gonna need to in order to get on her eye level cuz she’s short <3)
I am grateful for Summer -Jakob
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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Maximum Summer

That rare and magical occurrence whereupon Memorial Day comes as early as possibly (May 25th), while Labor Day falls as late as possibly (September 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!

Maximum Summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.
Bill: How are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
Ted: We've got all the time in the world, dude, it's Maximum Summer!
Bill: High-five!
by SweetTooth May 31, 2015
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Cruel Summer

Cruel Summer means to deal with the idea of being in a relationship where there's some element of desperation and pain in it
It was a “Cruel Summer”.
by tobiascroll January 23, 2023
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Magical Summer

A period of extreme pain and suffering for humans.
Magical Summer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Magical Summer. No. No. No.

The End.
by TheOnlyGian June 8, 2023
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rot girl summer

like hot girl summer but for girlies that just rot cutely in their room all day
,,omg girlie is this your hot girl summer era 🙀🙀?”
“naur queeny, this is rot girl summer 💅💅”
by yourfavgirlboss August 4, 2022
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Summer's Best Two Weeks

Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.

Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)
(after competition)

Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!

Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!

Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?

Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!
by irishtemper25 December 15, 2010
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