by anuslicker6969696969696969 December 29, 2009
Get the Shitty Ballsmug. A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.
by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019
Get the Shitty Punkymug. by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017
Get the shitty wankersmug. adjective phrase
1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
Get the blackout shittymug. When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021
Get the shitty minestronemug. ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
Get the Bum Shittymug. When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.
by Fancie(: November 19, 2014
Get the Freshman Shittiesmug.