Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner

I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!

by Sir Autism January 20, 2018

Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.

Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?

by dnet November 19, 2014

false shart

When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.

After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.

by The Buttler December 7, 2014

Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.

He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.

by BAsch July 10, 2010

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017

meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle

"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"

by jamal pringle tickle-bottom II April 19, 2022