Selects

1. Women of the finest and most choice quality in terms of beauty and booty. See example a

2. Someone's chosen significant other who was picked over others for personal reasons. See example b

3. A woman who a man would never in this lifetime lay his hands on. See example c

A. Mariah carey, now that's my selects!

B. Rob dissed his boys. He went to chill with his selects instead.

C. (Upon walking down the street and seeing a portly woman) There goes Mark's selects!

by diggs October 26, 2004

Semena

The act of ejaculating inside someones asshole, causing them to shit. Much like an enema made of semen.

My partner was so constipated it caused her to lose interest in sex, so I gave her a semena and everyone was pleased.

by musicjoey June 20, 2011

Semen

A tasty snack.

Whenever I get hungry, I make him cum so I can put him semen on my salad.

by Dave with SUPERFREAZYPOWERS June 27, 2009

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Semen Retention Syndrome

Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.

"Nick is so evidently in a bad mood he must be suffering from Semen Retention Syndrome - SRS."

by Best Filth April 29, 2009

semenated

synonym with cummed

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"

by jack o June 24, 2008

selectually active

A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.

"So...are you straight or gay?"
"Both, let's just say I'm selectually active"

by m_monster February 27, 2009