Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

samUel

a dude that try's to hit on all the girls and won't tell people anything. A Sam is normally a ranga and a massssssive dickhead.

oof he's dumb he must be a samUel

by theandioopskskskquad November 1, 2019

Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

Samuel Barajas

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10

hes going Samuel Barajas

by daddymonsterdick October 3, 2018

Samuel Adams

Taking a dump in someone's ear...

"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"

by IVX May 21, 2003

Samuel and Bella

the couple that probably won't ever happen because hmmm

Samuel and Bella probably won't happen cause one's a coward and the other prefers non cowards (No shit)

by DutchBallVIII March 7, 2021

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023