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Samuel Robertson 

An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.
"That Samuel Robertson guy takes so much shaft"

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
Samuel Knutton by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

Samuel L. Jackson 

A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!
Samuel L. Jackson by RazorPine October 10, 2005

samuel drake 

Samuel Drake or Sam is Nathan Drake's brother. Samuel was first introduced in Uncharted 4 Theif's End. He was also at the end of Uncharted Lost Legacy. He also likes to smoke like Victor Sullivan.
Hey Samuel Drake can you light my cigar.

SAMUEL ABELS

the most epic idiot ever hes always horny
SAMUEL ABELS is a potato
SAMUEL ABELS by Ozzy & sam August 18, 2020

Samuel Brigman 

Samuel Brigman - A sexy guy from South Carolina That is very good at sports and everyone in school likes him hes very funny too his Instagram is sbrigman_