Samuel Arnold

The father of many, this señorita bonita is known for drinking and eating caffeine. Just pure caffeine concentrate. He honestly doesn’t care. He also hates gingers and likes children. He may be included in some religions as a powerful being.

Oh boy I can’t wait to be devoured by Samuel Arnold today.

by Kevin James III May 11, 2019

samUel

a dude that try's to hit on all the girls and won't tell people anything. A Sam is normally a ranga and a massssssive dickhead.

oof he's dumb he must be a samUel

by theandioopskskskquad November 1, 2019

Samuel Barajas

A depressed fag who plays ark because he has no life like if you look at him play ark he looks brain dead

honestly 10/10

hes going Samuel Barajas

by daddymonsterdick October 3, 2018

Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

Samuel Adams

Taking a dump in someone's ear...

"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"

by IVX May 21, 2003

samuel acquah

he is my bitch

samuel acquah is my bitch

by samuel acquahs daddy December 14, 2018

samuel legg

The hottest man alive who can only be compared to the sun, he has many wives (over 52 currently) and has an army of children who he will train to fight in the case of a zombie apocalypse where he will use them as cannon fodder, and, should they survive, guerilla troops. If you see him out and about be sure to compliment him, or he will chain you up as a slave in his dungeon.

Have you seen Samuel Legg? The hottest man alive I know.

by Yeueueu May 28, 2021