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Samiah Schizophrenia

When someone hears Beyonce singing and cannot differentiate if Beyonce is singing at her Cowboy Carter concert or someone is playing Beyonce music near by.
“GIRL I HEAR BEYONCE IM NOT CRAZY
“Girl no ur schizophrenic ;-;”

“You have samiah schizophrenia..”
by honeymonsterz May 9, 2025
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samafls

An alternative phrase to replace the commonly over used and seldom meant acronym of "lol". The "samafls" more specifically indicates an exhalation of air that generally accompanies an expression of appreciation; hence the meaning "smiled and made a fft-like sound". Another take on the "samafls" is the "samaflsoot", which is related to the samafls in much the same way that "rofl" is related to "lol". Through the addition of "oot" (which stands for 'once or twice'), one indicates that their amusement is greater than a simple "samafls" would represent.
pspam1: *poiec
pspam1: *poeic
pspam1: *fuck it
ewe241: samafls

Man4323: fell out of bed!
pspam1: ha samaflsoot

*Pronunciation Guide*
For use in everyday verbal language
Stress indicated by CAPS Letters

saMAFls
saMAFls00t*
*00 indicating slight elongation as one does with n00b or j00.
by Sam/Matt/Scott July 31, 2008
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samac

in racketball, deflecting the ball of the edge of your racket, producing an embarrassing "whif" effect
Jonathan just pulled a samac...gay
by drew macq November 19, 2007
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Samadur

Sam is a guy who , is concious of himself and how he appears to others. Usually a guy who works in a supermarket. Can go through periods depression about the size of his penis and how this will have an effect on him losing his virginity. sam is a guy who often has a strong religious background but oftens fails to follow religious rules.
OMG that guy samadur has a small penis, and doesn't know how to use it yet.
by oganbanjo February 26, 2011
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samaela

A funny person you can trust her and she is always for everyone since.

she has a good personality and you can always count on her.
Samaela cool and pretty
by Aysha1601 January 2, 2017
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samaday

Dont pull a samaday
by Anonymous 12097 June 25, 2017
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Sabians girl

2 ton ball of fun that sits on his dildo machine
Look at all of sabians girls!
by Uhcv August 1, 2017
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