santa's salt

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

by Big Manu January 22, 2008

Salt Sock

Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.

My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.

by not listening March 6, 2019

Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.

"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."

by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 16, 2014

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.

Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.

by Mygrayne November 12, 2020