Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.

"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."

by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016

I can swing that

I can handle that; I am able of doing that

Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”

by greatvaluemilk September 15, 2021

swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis

all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower

by D-sizzler November 9, 2006

Mood swing junkie

Someone who makes a habit of using mood swings as an excuse for doing (or not doing) something. A habitual schitzo.

Person 1: So are you guys still together or not?

Person 2: Not sure. Have to check with her today. Guess she's just a mood swing junkie.

by Bill Contact March 11, 2008

Swing My Door

The act of being pulled over by a law enforcement official and then having your vehicle searched for drugs, weapons or currency.

Swing My Door
Police swung my door last night. They didn't find anything.

by lhenderson November 1, 2009

soft swing

The act when one partner is sitting using both hands pinching the standing partner’s nipples. The sitting partner has mouth open and tongue out as the standing partner masturbates with the options of coming on the soft tongue or into the open mouth.

While enjoying a soft swing with my wife, my nipples got sore.

by maxmax February 8, 2014