suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016

this website sucks

When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000

Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks

by caniusethisusernameplease December 6, 2021

zach sucks

a day celebrated on june 28th of every year to celebrate the zachs that suck

“happy national zach sucks day man”

by jummybilly673 August 1, 2020

titty suck

to suck a female's natural busty breast

by Ass September 5, 2003

weenie suck

to give one a blow job

Meredith gave chief a weenie suck back in high school

by Reg C January 20, 2008

suck a toe

When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.

Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!

by BIG MAN 24 November 14, 2016

yankees suck

the yankees suck my dick

the yankees take it up the ass

by nigga bruce October 16, 2004