Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

Gorilla piss

1. High quality concoction of PCP and formaldehyde in liquid form for soaking cigs or weed, usually sold in glass bottles from vanilla extract (known as a 'stract). see fry wet or dip.
2. Strain of cannibis named after the slang to imply high quality.
3. Term for any drug of high quality, mostly used by those uninitiated into PCP culture.

Yo, let's go get dipped out... but I'm not wasting my money unless it's some GORILLA PISS. Strong as King Kong and twice as dumb.

by Dj Mateo in 713 March 2, 2019

Piss Off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.

1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."

by gang fuck September 1, 2003

superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.

Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!

by scotty_potty August 14, 2009

Piss kink

I have a piss kink.

Me: I have a piss kink
Friend: wtf. Die.

by Totallynotolivia May 31, 2021