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Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
by BurtVid January 16, 2013
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brush stroke

A metaphor describing a distinct depiction of a narrative or the telling of a story of someones actions; especially an action or movement that has any degree of impact on an event; a unique perspective, experience, or point of view of someones own actions regarding an entire event - usually involving a group of people who experienced the same event or story.
"In the scheme of painting this whole picture in this ambush, - that was just my brush stroke. It's not above and beyond,- it was a brush stroke - the picture wouldn't be complete without a brush stroke...it wasn't more important than any other. It just happen to be my brush stroke that completed the picture."

- Sargeant Salvatore Guinta
by GoSoTrite November 28, 2010
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E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.
Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?
by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012
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stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"
by Hunterabs June 7, 2014
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
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stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.
I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.
by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015
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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012
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