stinky lou

A stinky lou is when you jerk off into one hand then poop into the other hand then clap as hard as you can.

After watching rent the musical I gave the cast a standing stinky lou.

by rocklobzsta February 28, 2011

Stinky freckle

another name for a poopshoot, more of the scratch and sniff variety

then i flipped her over and gave her one in the stinky freckle

by Richard Bes March 31, 2009

Stinky Tent

When a male is getting a blowjob under the covers and he farts under the covers with her.

i gave my girlfriend a stinky tent last night.

by NealJ March 3, 2009

stinky starfish

Another term for butthole, stinky referring to the feces and starfish referring to the hole itself.

Dude I'm all about goin down on a chick, but there's no way im eating out her stinky starfish !

by anonyman June 5, 2016

The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"

Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!

by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

Stinky Kazoo

The act of placing ones thumb into the rectum of an animal followed by removing it and placing it directly into ones own rectum followed by removing said thumb and inserting into ones own mouth while humming a tune.

While Dan was frolicking in a meadow, he came upon a sheep. While noticing that nobody was watching he decided to stick his thumb in the sheep's ass, remove it and place it in his own ass. For reasons still unknown, he then sucked on his thumb and hummed a little tune on his new Stinky Kazoo!

by ZenRy October 5, 2010

Stinky Sailor

When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.

Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?

by W3 December 31, 2008