sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...

you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !

by michael foolsley May 03, 2023

Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”

My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022

Extreme Sport

A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy

Base Jumping is an extreme sport which is very dangerous and risky though very exciting .

by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018

Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 16, 2011

Sport Mode

A term that a kid came up with to rename the term of "manual shift" or "Slapstick" because he forgot what the S really stands for on a shifter, when I'm reality the car must be built default sport to be a sports car.

Kid: Oh crap, I forgot what the S means on my shifter, I'll call it sport mode because it makes me feel like I'm going faster.

by Leslian September 18, 2022

ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches July 27, 2015

Sports Tourette's

A sports fan who yells, makes noisy, load absurd gestures during a pivotal moment or when their team scores. Usually flailing arms, some jumping around, and talking to themselves or to the TV is involved.

This guy has Sports Tourette's. Every time KC scores, he gets load and obnoxious.

by SAMsPie November 02, 2015