i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 2, 2006

ya sneeze ya leeze

derived from the phrase "ya snooze ya looze", couple of stoners were sitting down and mike passed the joint but charlie's reaction was delayed so when he finaly reached out to take the joint, mike had already started smoking it again.

mike takes joint away from charlie and says, "ya sneeze ya leeze!"

by chaschas October 25, 2006

Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming

Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?

by the dr-dash July 19, 2018

Sneeze

A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.

Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."

by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017