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Slam A Dookie

1. To take a massive poop

2. Taking a poop in which most of the poop comes out at once, usually in one fantastic blast of awesomeness, usually making noise.

3. General term used for pooping
1. "Dude!!! Light a match after you slam a dookie!"

2. "Oh man, I feel awesome, I just went and slammed a dookie."

3. "Move out of the way I have to slam a dookie!"
by Zupwat February 18, 2009
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Toucan Slam

When a nasally well endowed individual pleasures another with said fleshy breathing device.
I bet Bernie followed his nose to a slick toucan slam with Lisa last night. What a hero.
by bumblebee2na November 22, 2009
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slam

1. to eat something ridiculously fast, to be specific, to eat a cheeseburger very, very quickly.

2. to eat an item of food extremely quickly and with as little bites possible
1. bro, did you see lamar? he was gonna slam that burger!

2. bro, i just slammed the greasiest cheeseburger from mcdonald's in like, 3 seconds.
by Mr.Fancullo31 November 8, 2009
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Grand Slam

Taking a large hit/toke from a bong/bubbler/vaporizer holding the smoke in the person's lungs while taking a shot of liquor then chugging a beer; finally doing a line and blowing out the smoke.
*Almost impossible*
"that fool did a Grand Slam last night and straight up died; but we all thought it was ill to watch!"
by pappyinww2 April 6, 2010
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Virginian Body Slam

when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.
"Last night i was so wasted"
"No way?! What happened?"
"This dude gave me a virginian body slam and now my ass hurts."
by 1337H4CK3R February 21, 2008
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Slam down the G.L.

(v) 1. To quickly escalate an argument to a point where your opponent has no chance of winning.

2. To play a trump card.

Based on a stand-up comedy routine by Dane Cook in which an escalating customer service situation at a fast food restaurant is abruptly ended by use of the term "Gaylord"
Chase and I were having a stupid fight at the nursery over which variety of orchid to buy, so I had to slam down the G.L.
by FuriousFritz February 24, 2009
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slam and scram

Taking a female to poundtown and then promptly leaving her, so she has a chance to contemplate what just happened.
Will pulled another slam and scram. Again. What a manwhore.
by janibachua May 9, 2011
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