scrotch on the rocks

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks

excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

by Deadskin July 7, 2009

tell your girl to kick rocks

get lost Used to tell a male that his girlfriend isn't worth his time; they should break up

Mike, you know Ali is not worth your time, tell your girl to kick rocks

by Bebebluff stuff December 27, 2007

Moon Rocks

Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.

Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.

by onedaytoday August 17, 2018

blowpop on the rocks

when you get a girl to put some pop rocks in her mouth and she gets on your dick

Man- Hey babe, why dont we try this new thing?
Woman- Sure what is it
Man- Its called a blowpop on the rocks? It's what all the kids are doing
Woman- Hell yea, ive been wanting to do this for a while!

by Madcappbeotchh December 4, 2009

go kick rocks

It means to get the fuck out of my face. Usually you say it to a girl when she asking for u to get back with her after she break up with her and you got ur other bitch on the side.

Girl/slave:Baby i miss you, come back to me
Man/Lord: go kick rocks bitch

Girl/slave:(cry) walks away

Man/lord: (laughs & gets head from his side bitch)

by guccilover0342342 November 17, 2010

on the rocks

Somebody high on crack cocaine

I'm not sure how that guy is supposed to be served..
But I sure like Vodka "on the rocks" better.

by Altti Kuronen February 9, 2008

turkey on the rocks

when during anal sex you cut your partners arms off with a butchers knife, causing your partner to bleed, you then put the bleeding arm in your anus giving pleasure to yourself. I didnt mention that your partner still has legs, now what your partner does here is stomp on your ribcage till your ribs are broken, then vomits on them. At the end you cum in your hair.

i gave your cousin turkey on the rocks

by anonmys June 13, 2004