Rice Burner

A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.

*Rice Burner rolls by*

Damn...my weedeater sounds better than that.

by Rackal June 26, 2009

rice mice

An slanderous term used to describe Asian Americans. The term was created by a fed up American with building resentment after several months of working in an Asian restaurant. Their boss and fellow employees were Asians and constantly talked about them in their native language. Unfortunately, their name did not have a discrete translation into said language, so it was pretty obvious. The term was decided upon in a later conversation with a cousin in West Virginia. The topic of the conversation was-I hate to admit this, and I'm sure there are exceptions, but I think I am a racist against Asians.

I can't hear you over these squeaky rice mice yapping in my ear. I know they are talking about me, yea you heard me rice mice, just do my nails and cook me some chicken lo main, I'm starving and I have a date tonight.

by brileigh11 September 1, 2009

rice rocket

A usually derogatory term used to desrcibe any of a number of imported cars (hondas, mitsubishes, etc.) that are not specifically designed for racing. Many have only physical modifications, including neon lights, massive spoilers, and decals for equipment they don't have. Others, however, are extensively modified for racing and often sport NOS, Tubos/superchargers, well tuned exhaust systems, and computer enhanced fuel/air mix ratios. This variety is MUCH rarer.

I pulled up next to this guy driving a rice rocket yesterday. His fake stickers didn't help him when i smoked his ass.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

rice cracker

Adorably derogatory pun for whiteys who like Asian crap too much.

Man I just bought a Balinese garuda mask, a Hokusai poster and a dozen maneki neko off eBay. I'm such a rice cracker.

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

rice burner

Type of jap car that was made famous in such films as "the fast and furious" Often seen with spoilers, lowering kits and other bolt-on gay shit. Driven by big fags.

Yo man look at that homo in that gay ass rice burner!!

by Mr. O January 21, 2005

rice dad

The rice boy has grown up (chronologically, not necessarily mentally), is married and has children of his own but refuses to give up his car modification hobby/obsession. Now instead of his import pocket rocket he only has the family car at his disposal for modifications. It is not unusual to see a lowered Toyota Camry with rims, skirts and spoiler ... with a baby seat in the back.

All the parents outside the daycare watched as the Audi A3 wagon with the racing rims and body kit pulled into the driveway. Half expecting a spoiled rice boy to get out, it was only a rice dad dropping of his toddler.

by acksee August 28, 2009

rice tax

Additional cost added to a car because of shitty modifications made by ricers.

Me: I just got a new car, but it costed $500 above average prece because of the shitty spoiler on the back that I'm gonna have to remove anyway, god damn rice tax.

by BooritoLover September 11, 2016