When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
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A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011
Get the Malibu Wave Rider mug.1. A somewhat cool character in Mortal Kombat. The "god of thunder" ("Raiden" means "fighting thunder," or "thunderbolt," in Japanese.)
2. The player character in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. No, people, Raiden was NOT the "main character". Kojima says that it was like one of those Sherlock Holmes novels: the main character is Holmes, while the narrator is his assistant, Watson. Raiden was disliked in America, due to his effeminate appearance, "gayness" (he's got a girlfriend people, wake up) and "replacing" of Snake. In actuality, quite a good character, considering being more believable than Snake, I.E. showing some personality.
2. The player character in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. No, people, Raiden was NOT the "main character". Kojima says that it was like one of those Sherlock Holmes novels: the main character is Holmes, while the narrator is his assistant, Watson. Raiden was disliked in America, due to his effeminate appearance, "gayness" (he's got a girlfriend people, wake up) and "replacing" of Snake. In actuality, quite a good character, considering being more believable than Snake, I.E. showing some personality.
1. The god of thunder will kick your ass.
2. Raiden's a great addition to the Metal Gear series. Accept it, you tards.
2. Raiden's a great addition to the Metal Gear series. Accept it, you tards.
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Get the Raiden mug.When 2 or more people decide to and then carry out an easy process of going to stores in their neighborhoods and acquiring as many useless goods as they can. In these "Raides" items include the following: Energy Shots (5 Hr. Energy, 6 Hr. Power, etc.), Energy Drinks (RedBull, Monster, RockStar, etc.), Any hygienical product, body sprays, deoderant, candy, wallets, lighters, orange juice, make-up, and so on and so forth. All for free.
Bob: Our friends need some energy drinks and gel.
John: Okay, want to go on a Duane Raide?
Bob: Yeah, and lets get some Axe Shower Gel too!
John: Okay, want to go on a Duane Raide?
Bob: Yeah, and lets get some Axe Shower Gel too!
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Get the Duane Raide mug.A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".
Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.
Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.
Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.
Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
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