An upgraded version of a Lead Rack, where the line of pencil shavings is stretched out to the full length of a Hermitage desk. Only the boldest (or dumbest) go for the Led Rail, risking a nostril full of graphite and a brain full of regret.
"Reckon you can handle a Led Rail, mate? That Hermitage desk is a metre long—hope your nose is up for it."
by FlapSlapper1998 February 20, 2025
Get the Led Railmug. When you put on your best hipster clothes, handcuff her to a boat, fuck her like a train, and make it rain all over her face, while shouting "SACAJAWEA!".
by EroticCripple July 2, 2017
Get the oregon railmug. A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023
Get the Rail-bonermug. You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022
Get the Horse Railingmug. The recessed rail closest to the bartender where empty glasses are placed, usually indicating the patron is ready for another beverage.
by bjcompton January 19, 2024
Get the Snead railmug. by Ronnie palmer February 12, 2024
Get the Railingsmug. by FujativeOCR December 30, 2019
Get the rail-spikedmug.