Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012

People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.

"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."

by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008

pong

1. noun. game played on atari... one of the first games ever.
2.verb. to get an apple (preferably a red one though green ones work too) whipped at your nuts at more than 55 mph.

(definition 2 was created in per. 4 lunch at my school. jake and zak were throwing an apple back and forth and then gabe stood up and rafial stole the apple and threw it as hard as he could. it proceeded to hit gabe right in the nuts. mike fell on the floor laughing... from that day forth... pong was invented.)

1. "when i was your age i didnt play gta 3... i played PONG!" said dad.

2."why are you here?" asked the nurse. "i got ponged" retorted mike as he gell to the ground wincing in pane.

by killerinstinct456 July 17, 2006

speed pong

A variation of beer pong. Two teams of 3 play with 3x6 = 18 cups in front of them. Each player has a 6 cup triangle in front of them. A team lines up in a row along one side of the table, the other team on the opposite side. Continuous throwing of pong balls until cups are made. Usually each player starts with a pong ball (6 balls total). If a cup in one player's triangle of 6 is made, he/she cannot shoot until he/she drinks that cup. If 2 are made, cannot shoot until both are drank, and so on. It is a battle for loose balls/missed shots. No team is gaurunteed a shot after a missed shot from the other team, unlike normal BP. Bouncing shots are treated as 1 cup.

Fast paced game that kills the keg!

Let's play some speed pong!

by anonymous234 December 12, 2006

Ping Ponged

The act of getting ping pongs shot into your anus by a professional Chinese players.

Dude 1: Woah man, Did you see that hooker getting ping ponged?
Dude 2: Yeah man. Woah.

by SammieSotini November 12, 2011

sneak poonge

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.

Ben crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his best chum Jeffrey, quietly kneeling toward Jeffrey's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.

by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009

dyke-pong

An inhumane sport when people throw table tennis balls at lesbians. It is real... sadly.

Carrie: Why do you have a black eye, honey?
Denise: Some kids decided to play dyke-pong today.
Carrie: oy.

by Equallove July 25, 2011