Star Puss

High quality pussy

Why don't you talk to her?
Nah man, I'm looking for some Star Puss.

by bridal guru September 4, 2016

Lord Puss

Sexiest man alive, get all the girls, has a 12 meter long wang

Lord Puss is so handsome I would love to sit on his long wang

by Lord Mayor David May 15, 2020

Love Puss

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake

Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.

by OG turncoat December 29, 2021

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.

Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.

by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019

Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023