Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021

Pulling a Jordan

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

pull a rainbow

Having sex with girls from all major races at once i.e. white, black, asian, latina. This is how Magic Johnson got HIV, he pulled one every game.

Jack: Yo Pete, I heard you fucked a few sluts on the weekend
Pete: No shit, I pulled a rainbow
Jack: What black, white, asain and latina?
Pete: Yeah and a horse
(pull a rainbow)

by devilzhitman May 29, 2008

pulling a wyatt

1) unintentionally building suspense and mystery by not replying too text messages for long periods of time 2) having constant sex hair 3)wearing the same clothing for a week

he is pulling a wyatt again!

by dearme April 24, 2010

Pulling Bitches

Something stewy can't do

Don't be a bitch like stewy and start pulling bitches.

by Xotic._. February 13, 2022

pull up

a threat. synonymous to "drop your location" or "wanna fight".

anon on twitter: ur fake
me: pull up

by hentaiatneh November 20, 2016