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Puddle of Mudd

The murky, stenchy remnants of an earlier human defecation hot gopher overflowing in the hole of the green on a golf course resulting from heavy rain or daily watering of the greens.

Also, a butt rock band of similar shitty quality.
“Nice shot dude - you read that 40-footer perfectly!” “Thanks dude - yeah these greens are really slow today...must have been that storm last night. Oh shit! What’s this Puddle of Mudd in the hole? I can’t even see my ball. (Pulls out ball covered in stenchy muck). Oh shit! This smells like shit! Fuck - there’s a piece of corn stuck to it. Some dbag must’ve hot gophered this yesterday...”
by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020
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Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.
"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."
by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008
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Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.
"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."
by Robb the Casbah May 17, 2006
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Puddled out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.

I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.

I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.

What usually follows being schwilly.
by Belial 7809 March 6, 2009
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puddy duddy

A person who has no life or people skills.A person who doesn't keep up on all the latest current events or trends.No clue at all about anything.Lives a very simple home body life and doesn't go out much and interact with people.
Alot of young kids would say this about their parents.My father has no clue what its like to be a kid these days.Father,things were much different when i was a kid.My friend who is 58 is a puddy duddy,hes worked just about everyday of his life never going out and socializing.All he has to talk about is his work.He tries to interact with us younger guys and is boring and totally outa touch with things.
by gary_malcontent August 2, 2010
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Puddy

muddy in my puddy :yyy
by MuddyInDatPuddy July 20, 2016
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Puddling

The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.
Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.
by MisterLC August 26, 2016
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