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Go warm up a pretzel

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021
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Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
by Cragnon March 7, 2024
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Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)
"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
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Mongolian Pretzel

When two Mongolian girls interlock hands and jerk you off whilst simultaneously scissoring, thus conquering your cock
Steve, did I tell you about last summer when I studied abroad in Mongolia? I got such a crazy Mongolian Pretzel that I couldn't walk straight for a month.
by reverie96 February 13, 2026
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