"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."
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by NotARapist April 21, 2005
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Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?
No what?
you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!
*takes big bong hit*
No what?
you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!
*takes big bong hit*
by 0144spud October 11, 2011
Get the Suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant mug.A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
by but for October 1, 2017
Get the fellatio-prevented pregnancy mug.The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010
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guy1:"Hey i just found ten dollars on the ground!"
guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed!"
girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy"
jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too"
guy1" my wife is pregnant!!"
guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT!!!!...WITH TWINS!!!!"
guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed!"
girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy"
jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too"
guy1" my wife is pregnant!!"
guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT!!!!...WITH TWINS!!!!"
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