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snake position

When somebody is having sex they sometimes use the snake position
OH FUCK YESSS NOW DO THE SNAKE POSITION DADD
by mothe fucker May 9, 2018
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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."
by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008
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Pizza position

1. Male (usually) orders pizza (uncut) when girl offers to have sex, during sex, gets up, pays for pizza and procedes to roll pizza and shove it up females ass
Female: Wanna have sex?
Male: Sure, let me order the pizza?
F: Why?

M: PIZZA POSITION BITCH!
by thatoneguywhosawesome June 28, 2010
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rapal position

The postion you assume while being raped. Desiged to make the experience of being raped easier and more enjoyable. Similar to the fetal position when attacked by a bear.
Nathan, cleverly assumed the rapal position while Adam was raping him, making it less of a struggle and therefor better for the both of them.
by snickeldiddle916 May 24, 2010
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Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.
"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."
by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010
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The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
by daddy jim March 26, 2021
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gumba position

A sexual position where the male is on top, laying on his stomach, and his legs streched out in a split position in tight ass mode.
Oh daddy, please get on top of me and give it to me in the gumba position
by Ishbarruci March 6, 2010
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