Porch

When something is just really porch, there’s no better way to describe it.

Joey’s juice was so porch that Brady drank it.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 30, 2022

Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'

by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009