Kill The Pitcher (KTP)

Kill The Pitcher (also known as KTP), is a drinking game that combines brotherhood, drinking, and chanting. KTP was started in Wellington, Florida by The Hools also known as the Wellington High School Class of 2009 and 2010, not 2011. To begin KTP you need to gather a few things. First, you need a pitcher, a larger pitcher is better because it can hold more beer. Next, you need friends, men only. Finally, and most importantly, beer. Pour the beer into the pitcher, either from a keg or combine all the beer from everyone's cups, cans, or bottles. Next gather your friends in a circle making sure there is enough room for everyone except the women. After the circle is formed, the first person begins drinking straight from the pitcher while everyone else begins to start yelling chants to get everyone pumped up. You can create original chats or look some up from the internet. Once the first person has drank all they can, they pass it to the next person (either to the left or to the right) and continue to do this until the pitcher is killed. This is not meant to be a competitive game, more of a brotherhood game with close friends.
Chants
Some famous chants that are associated with KTP are: "Kill The Pitcher" "Go to the Pub" "Fuck Off, Brevard FC" "Wayne Rooney" "Fernando Torres" "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" "I'm West Ham Till I Die" and "So Here's Too (enter name)"

"Hey man, you wanna get fucked up?"
"Yea!"
"OK lets get the Hools, and play Kill The Pitcher (KTP)"
Chant- "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles:"
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kimbo Slice 01 September 26, 2010

pitch-black-crow

a deviantart member which is normally a cute furry OC artist,turns into some of the worst pokepervs who ruined all 493+pokemon with breasts & vagina. their OC,"blacky" recorded 54 points in a mary sue test. they are a mary-sue themselves,since they are flawless in DA and have 600+watchers & friends.they are also known to be very kind,BUT they cant hide.

oh no that user is a "pitch-black-crow"ONE of the worst pokepervs!!!!!!!!

by MR-EX777 December 27, 2010

plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

by Dylowned June 16, 2005

slow pitch

When a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a vagina worthy of the task. Usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.

During a game of beer pong in the garage, some ass stepped on the last ball in use. Then, to our dismay, Stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. Thanks Steph!

by theryno June 5, 2007

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

pitch

A combo of the word pig and bitch.sort of like fugly.invented in some college or another.

"Man,that teacher is a real pitch"

by blastedmonk January 14, 2006

pitched

The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.

Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word.

I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive.

It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry.

I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.

by Irapkp August 26, 2006