crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan
He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.
by ShinryBart April 03, 2024
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Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
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Pilot Furry

A person that thinks they are a pilot so they live in a world surrounded by anything aviation related, specifically planes. If they’re in school, they’re studying about planes. If they’re walking outside, they’re staring up at the planes. If they hear a plane they must find it and point at it (and guess the model if they’re an expert pilot furry) and when they’re on there phone, the must be tracking planes on FlightRadar24.
Friend 1: “Did you hear about Nate?”
Friend 2: “No what happened?”
Friend 1: “He came out as a Pilot Furry!!!!”
by Wolf_Lover August 10, 2019
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pilot g-2

You shouldn't have gone looking for this.
Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.
by The less you see June 14, 2024
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A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 26, 2019
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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Cold pilot

A cold pilot is a pilot being sent on a mission where death is inevitable..
Joe is being sent into the enemy's air zone..he is on a cold pilot mission
by malauge August 16, 2012
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