Boob pet

A person who sticks their hands down your shirt constantly. Can be annoying or funny.

Or in chatrooms, someone who "hides" in your boobs all the time.

Boy: *hides in your boobs" ;-;

Girl: I now have a boob pet. :D!

by Zelo April 30, 2009

pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.

person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."

by gabble gospel March 10, 2020

pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

by octopuasssshbsjajhd May 25, 2018

Pet the peacock

Have sex

It's time to pet the peacock

by How do you like that June 21, 2019