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PET CESTODA

It is my CESTODA TAPE WORM GUT PET.

A nice college student bought my PET TASMAN and SHIT a good meal.

My aggressive pet.

ANAL ALAN and since I had my PET TASMAN I get my new name.

Still the other name sticks as get me more SHITEATING DATES.
The little girls , little boys and babies want ANAL ALAN to treat his PET CESTODA well as in fact they want me to name him TASMAN which is a great name.

My PET TASMAN comes first as when I am eating I can feel TASMAN inside of me eating hardy and I know my PET CESTODA is happy when I get abdominal pains after and great constipation as what I like as this SHIT TRANNY feels the pleasure of CHILD BIRTH thanks to my PET TASMAN.

I had a CAPSTANO PEPPER in my PORTA POTTA and I p she'd my BOWEL OUT like having SHIT TO SHIT in fact the CAPSTANO PEPPER disappeared and I am wondering where It went and now I know my PET CESTODA TASMAN came out of my ASSH0LE and grabbed it when I was pushing my RECTAL AREA out.

Listen if ANAL ALAN is lower than SHIT IN SHIT as my PET CESTODA was happily birthed in SHIT IN SHIT ANAL ALAN the SHITEATER has taken a NEW NAME and being lower ..SHIT.. as my PET TASMAN comes first as a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING everyday is in order but I will ..SHIT.. keep FUCKING MY OWN KIND SHIT with my TONGUE RHYTHMS.

OK,JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE your PET CESTODA will help you win dates as advertise on the DOUBLE LIST board you want especially SHIT IN SHIT for SHITEATING as ..SHIT.. is required to.make PET TASMAN happy.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021
mugGet the PET CESTODAmug.

Pet Fishing

Pet fishing is used on dating apps or social medias, and when someone is petfishing, they are using pets/animals in their photos to seem more attractive.
I thought David was sweet and kind. But after i got to know him. Turns out he was just Pet fishing.
by Kenny_Wenny February 9, 2020
mugGet the Pet Fishingmug.

pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.
We had a pet rooster last week.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
mugGet the pet roostermug.

pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.
person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."
by gabble gospel March 10, 2020
mugGet the pet geckomug.

stew pet

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.
That girl is 'stew pet'
by theswaggernaut January 1, 2017
mugGet the stew petmug.

ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."
I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.
by goofing off March 20, 2006
mugGet the ops petmug.

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.
"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"
by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016
mugGet the petting the weaselmug.

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