I’ll take a Pasadena

Instead of I’ll pass, one would say I’ll take a Pasadena on that

When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.

by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023

The law of Laasie Paasie

If you smoke to much you lock in fr fr

Laas hit The law of Laasie Paasie
Now he is locked in fr fr

by Rodie100 April 5, 2024

Going to Pasalacqua

Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Oh but then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking

Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey

Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away

Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Woah, then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking

Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey

Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away

Let's go fucking crazy

Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey

Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, far away,
Far away

Going to Pasalacqua

by Gothic Miscreant August 17, 2024

Canadian HD PASA

When you have a #1 PASA in their district, ranked 16th company wide, top .15% at their position in the entire company, who has an alpha personality, voices their opinion, outspoken but can prove via actual facts about what they say, FAFO attitude, DGAF mentality, and management doesn’t like it. Due to managements lack of ability to control or silence this amazing, outstanding, overachieving, over performing , gorgeous, employee, they purposefully fail to acknowledge, celebrate, cultivate, respect, appreciate and deny their success and achievements. Because of this, that PASA says hold my maple syrup puts their Sasquatch mask on and takes their talents elsewhere. Leaving a massive dumpster fire and void that cannot and will not ever be filled throughout the rest of human history.

Dude they pissed Artie J off and he pulled a Canadian HD PASA on their asses. They are so screwed they have no idea.

by Artie J Saves April 4, 2026

La Puta Paisa

Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.

Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.

“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”

by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025