Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl August 5, 2008

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017

Puppy Tugger

When someone tugs on their puppy
(touching genitalia of)

Oh look at him/her, he's/she's a Puppy Tugger!

by Horne boy January 6, 2021

Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").

When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"

by zootybooty June 3, 2018