Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008

douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏

Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp

by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021

duck of a puppy

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.

Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.

by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Puppy Shooter

Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.

Who is the Puppy Shooter on your team?

by sushimushy June 1, 2016