Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.

Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!

by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011

Palin's Razor

The simplest explanation for what Sarah Palin does is most likely that she is Sarah Palin.

Originally suggested by David Weigel at Slate, as a corollary to Occam's Razor

Me: Why did Sarah Palin decide to quit her bus tour?

DW: Dude--Palin's Razor. Because she's Sarah Palin.

by mpwd June 22, 2011

Paleophilia

A rare erotic condition, where one is sexually attracted to Dinosaurs and even some other prehistoric creatures like Pterosaurs.

The man wanted to become a Paleontologist, because of his Paleophilia.

by Jordan Quill April 9, 2017

a-palin

Main Entry: a-pal·in
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Etymology:
Variant spelling and pronunciation of appalling (1817)

: inspiring horror, dismay, or disgust <offering a-palin answers to interview questions>
— a-pal·in·ly adverb

Interviewee: "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state."

Interviewer: "Governor, it's just a-palin how stupid and incoherent your answers are. Do you need a lifeline?"

by a-palin January 13, 2009

Beki Palin

A MILF

Wow have you seen Beki Palin, she's a milf.

by BeaverBoy3388 August 18, 2021

doing the sarah palin

When someone says something ridiculous, and someone else looks at them really stupid.

friend 1- Stomach cancer can be a good thing, it will help you diet.
friend 2- (wierd look)
friend 1- What was that look for?
friend 2- you were doing the sarah palin

by whothrewdatham March 20, 2011

Palimony

An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.

by LolaLover619 December 30, 2009